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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Al Qaeda Spokesman Calls 9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous'

More satire from The Onion.

9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

Filed under: 9/11, al-Q'aeda

by Winter Patriot on 12:42:00 AM

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