It's starting to look as if I may have missed the boat completely with regard to the alleged North Korean nuclear test that may or may not have happened last weekend.
In fact, I've already started mixing up some marinade. It's Greek-inflected: olive oil, lemon juice, a bit of water, crushed garlic, oregano, salt and pepper. If I don't use it on the crow, it'll make a fine souvlaki.
Others are not taking the news so graciously.
But cooler heads may yet prevail.